Thursday, July 09, 2009 @ 7/09/2009 04:56:00 PM
First things first dude.
Accept your loss.
Don't whine.
Don't be a sore loser dog.
Face it.
Deal with your noobness.
Deal with your life.
Everyone has their weaknesses.
Apparently, you have LOTS of them.
Don't be a n00b.
You fail at Rakion, L4D, CS and whatnot.
Don't be a loser.
Accept your godsend talent of LOSING.
Epic win la you.
I win you, you say I cheat.
Cheat simi sai.
If I cheat my hp will surely always be hundred.
I would have infinite AMMO.
Infinite molotovs and pipes.
You wouldn't even be able to touch me.
If I really wanted to play seriously.
Dude, try as you may.
You're not gonna get a pounce on me.
Nor are you going to get a pull on me.
I give you face.
You don't give me face.
I go full strength on you.
Don't regret.
Try as you might man, try as you might.
I'll deadstop every frickin' one of your hunter pounces.
Headshot every one of your smokers.
Cr0wn every frickin' witch.
And kill your tanks in 1 minute.
I'll end your lives before 50% distance.
I'll even reduce your hp in the safe house to lesser than 50%.
We'll be playing No Mercy Campaign.
And you mark my words.
No Mercy.
And it'll the 3rd time I play seriously.
Don't frickin' regret what you did.
Don't be a loser dog if you lose by 8k - 200.
I'll make you seem like a loser who will never ever get up.
Good luck on surviving your deathday.
Just pray hard you don't get a beating from me.
If you ever tried to make me more pissed.
Thanks.